TWO SAMURAI ARE GUARDING A CORRIDOR, AT NIGHT. IT IS DARK, AND SINISTER, FOCUS ON THEIR SWEATING FACES, THEIR HANDS TIGHTENING ON SWORDS.
SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD CRACK SOUND, THEY LOOK UP IN TERROR AT WHAT APPROACHES.
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The ninja.
IT'S A NINJA, OVER HIS BLACK ROBES HE HAS A MAN U SHIRT, AND FAKE BOOBS. HE IS HOLDING A BOTTLE OF WHITE LIGHTNING, AND A BOTTLE OF WKD. HE HAS A KEBAB UNDER ONE ARM.
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The binga ninja. He's your best mate, honest.
