British Comedy Guide

Pun-da-mentalist

A BBC PRODUCER IS BEHIND A DESK, A WILD EYED MAN IN A MAC WEARING PURPLE TIGHTS BURSTS IN

BBC
Who are you, what's going on here!

MAN
I'm here to save your boring corporation, from it's boringness, for I am not boring, I am

PULLS OFF CAPE HE IS WEARING PURPLE TIGHTS, SUPERMAN UNDERPANTS, A LONG SLEEVED PURPLE T SHIRT, OVER A SHORT SLEEVED WHITE T SHIRT ON WHICH IS WRITTEN, I AM PUNDERFUL,

the Pun-da-mentalist!

BBC
The who?

MAN
The pun-da-mentalist, aka the complete punt. I'll fill your shows, with puns, every one loves puns.

BBC
I'm calling the police, you're a bloody loony.

BBC
I'm not mad. We'll have a program about a time traveling cop with ecsma called, Rashes to Rashes. A children's program where they eat feces, called Poo Eater.

2 POLICE MEN TURN UP, ONE CUFF THE MAN

POLICE1
The pun-da-mentalist, being a nuisance again? We're going to take you back to prison, you can talk to the psychotherapist there.

MAN
Not Dr Johnson again.

POLICE2
No a violent, male sex offender. He's a psycho-the-rapist.

POLICE1
Get it boom boom!

It's kind of awful but in a self-aware way. Even so I don't know if I come away feeling satisfied! I think I'd like the punch to cut through the crap puns at the end rather than subscribe to them, if you see what I mean. Maybe the policeman could shoot him and say: "It's only a pun."
Pffff!

That's FAECES!!!! with an A.

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