A BBC PRODUCER IS BEHIND A DESK, A WILD EYED MAN IN A MAC WEARING PURPLE TIGHTS BURSTS IN
BBC
Who are you, what's going on here!
MAN
I'm here to save your boring corporation, from it's boringness, for I am not boring, I am
PULLS OFF CAPE HE IS WEARING PURPLE TIGHTS, SUPERMAN UNDERPANTS, A LONG SLEEVED PURPLE T SHIRT, OVER A SHORT SLEEVED WHITE T SHIRT ON WHICH IS WRITTEN, I AM PUNDERFUL,
the Pun-da-mentalist!
BBC
The who?
MAN
The pun-da-mentalist, aka the complete punt. I'll fill your shows, with puns, every one loves puns.
BBC
I'm calling the police, you're a bloody loony.
BBC
I'm not mad. We'll have a program about a time traveling cop with ecsma called, Rashes to Rashes. A children's program where they eat feces, called Poo Eater.
2 POLICE MEN TURN UP, ONE CUFF THE MAN
POLICE1
The pun-da-mentalist, being a nuisance again? We're going to take you back to prison, you can talk to the psychotherapist there.
MAN
Not Dr Johnson again.
POLICE2
No a violent, male sex offender. He's a psycho-the-rapist.
POLICE1
Get it boom boom!