British Comedy Guide

Lost Item Sketch

Int. Bedroom

A woman is searching through a drawer on the bed. She is chucking items about. A man enters.

Man: What are you doing?

Woman: I've lost something.

Man: What?

Woman: My breasts.

The woman pats her chest to indicate no breasts.

Man: Your breasts?

Woman: Yes. Have you seen them anywhere?

Man: Well, uh, only on your chest.

Woman: I've already looked there.

Man: Where did you last have them?

Woman: You know where!

Man: (CHUCKLES) Well I just brushed my teeth and they're not there now.

Woman: Dammit.

Man: I'm sure they'll turn up.

Woman: I need them now!

Man: Why?

Woman: I'm going to my sisters. You know how competitive she is.

Man: Do you want to borrow mine?

Woman: They're not pert enough.

The woman turns round. She has a pair of breasts visibly poking through the back of her jumper.

ENDS

Love the idea but I don't think you need that last line. End on the woman's I think, or even just the image of the boobs on her back.

Yeah I did think it was a bit drawn out. I'll end with just the image.

Erm it's ok, but it's a bit long, for whats a very simple punch.

Maybe a line up you were the last to have your hands on them.

I thought it was another strong idea for your wonderfully whimsical sketch collection, and as the other two posters have said, I think it can be tidied a little. Agree with David on the punch and think a better line for the "going to sister's" one can be found.

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