Int. Kitchen.
A woman is sat at a table reading a magazine. A man enters.
Man: I’ve got something to tell you.
The woman puts down her magazine as the man sits down.
Woman: What is it?
Man: (SIGHS) I’ve been having an affair.
Woman: What?
Man: I’m sorry.
Woman: Who is it?
Man: It’s not important.
Woman: WHO is it?!
Man: (SIGHS) My hand.
Woman: WHAT?!
Man: My hand!
Woman: Is that why you’ve been buying all those.. fancy gloves?
The man nods. The woman is welling up.
Woman: How long’s it been going on for?
Man: Long enough to know that I don't love you anymore.
Woman: How LONG?!
Man: A few weeks.
Woman: Weeks?! Do you even know her?
Man: Like the back of my... Yes. I know her.
Woman: You haven’t been...
Man: Yes.
Woman: You BASTARD!
The woman slaps the man in the face and storms out. The man looks at his hand.
Man: I love you.
The man kisses his hand.
Man: Oops! Wrong hand!
The man’s other hand slaps him in the face.
ENDS