Doorstepping

MIDDLE-CLASS SUBURBAN NEIGHBOURHOOD. GRAND EDWARDIAN TERRACE FRONTAGE. DAY.

A FEMALE COLLEGE DROP-OUT WALKS UP THE STREET, OPENS THE FRONT GATE AND STROLLS UP TO THE FRONT DOOR. A WELL TO DO LADY IN HER SIXTIES NOTICES HER SHADOW FROM HER HALLWAY AND GOES TO OPEN THE DOOR BUT AS SHE DOES SO SHE SEES NO-ONE. SUDDENLY SHE LOOKS DOWN TO SEE THE GIRL SQUATTING ON HER DOORSTEP DOING A PEE.

GIRL: (LOOKING ROUND) Oi! Do you mind? I'm trying to have a piss here!

WOMAN: But...you can't do that on my doorstep?

GIRL: Squatters rights lady!

END

what does a female college drop-out look like?

Aaah I just got it, very nice. A nice visual, verbal gag. Can't be a bit of smut.

Quote: DIKTURNIP @ March 18, 2008, 5:37 PM

what does a female college drop-out look like?

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It was the Chaucer book and the NUS handbook she was clutching that gave it away.

Anyways, back to the sketch, Tuumble, nice pun there.

Gorgeous. Love it. Would change the set-up to drunk party girl ducking into someone's garden after club kicking out, though, and have an angry bloke shouting down to her from an upstairs window. Gives a better premise for the crafty piss.