Heather Mills Sketch

Heres another topical sketch ive made. Dont know if it works. Let me know, thanks!

HEATHER MILLS IS TALKING TO HER SOLICITOR.

Solicitor
£24.3 million. What a result! Are you happy with the outcome? What are you gonna do with it?

Heather Mills
You know me, I'm constantly giving and you know that I will be donating some of this money to charity.

Solicitor
Really? Thought that was just something to make you look good in the media?

Heather Mills
No, I will defintley donate to charity.

Solicitor
Well, whatever you decide to do, enjoy it. (WALKS OFF)

Heather Mills
(MUMBLES TO HERSELF) Are you going to give to charity? What does he take me for? Of course im going to give to charity. It's who I am. (WALKS PAST THE DOOR AND SEES A CHARITY BOX, THERE IS A WOMAN STANDING THERE) Hi,you got change of a fiver?

I thought it would be her charity

or maybe ask if they can break a fiver?

lol good ideas there, thanks.

Is that any better?

It's simple, it works. I think you could pare it right back to a couple of lines though - maybe that would make it neater, I'm not sure.

Fran's on a roll. I say BSG should pay her a Useful Suggestions wage.

You could do a follow-up where she's in Smiths buying a paper to see the front page with her on it, buys it, goes out of shot for a bit, then returns and puts a few pennies in the charity box, clearly a little annoyed.

Once again thanks for the feedback, Highly appreciated.

Yep. Enjoyed that sketch Paul. Well done again!