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Quote: Aaron @ March 18, 2008, 10:13 AM

Especially if you live in Adam's house.

A hole's a hole. A-hole is also a hole. What the hell was my point? Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ March 18, 2008, 10:13 AM

Especially if you live in Adam's house.

I can't say I've ever seen a male with tits as big as yours.

Not counting Fat Bastard, obviously.

Aaron - I AM Fat Bastard!

Quote: EllieJP @ March 18, 2008, 8:41 AM

After looking at the male and female brains - and taking into consideration my massive sex drive and lack of any shoe and hand bag coordination - I think I must be male.

I know exactly what you mean.
Therefore, it's all a load of old bollocks.
We're all the bloody same! The sooner one realises that the better! I hate all that men are from Mars, women are from Venus crap.

I was actually reading about developmental differences in sexes and I would have to say that there is a difference there. That being girls are better at understanding and comprehending things like literature then boys. That's just my experience anyways while tutoring kids. Not saying boys are any smarter, just that our male brains develop at a later stage then females.

Well I don't know anything about that, you could be right.

Its just the whole 'all men are scared of commitment, and all women are desperate for it' stuff that I find insulting and pointless. :)

Agreed Zooo. I'm looking forward to getting married myself, we'll be setting a date pretty soon. Just waiting to find out if I got into teachers college first.

Is she going to leave you if you don't? :)

Laughing out loud I just re read my message and it sounds like that eh?
We are waiting to find out if I get in or not because then we will have to plan the wedding around when teachers college ends, if I don't get in then we can have it probably May 2009.

I'm quite happy being unattached, and Marriage aint for me at all I'm afraid, plus if I get married first I'll loose the bet.

Quote: zooo @ March 18, 2008, 2:03 PM

We're all the bloody same! The sooner one realises that the better! I hate all that men are from Mars, women are from Venus crap.

Absolutely, as explained in an episode from The Simpsons...

MARGE: Well, I guess that men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

HOMER: Oh right, Marge. Give US the one with all the monsters!

Hubby hates womens lib until he needs me to drive him home after having a drink....oh and paying for half the bills that come in and oh, mowing the lawn when he's tired......

Quote: Gavin @ March 18, 2008, 2:53 PM

I'm quite happy being unattached, and Marriage aint for me at all I'm afraid, plus if I get married first I'll loose the bet.

Well apparently we're going out together Gav! :P

Allison's the breadwinner in my house, I'm still just a student.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 18, 2008, 3:54 PM

Well apparently we're going out together Gav! :P

Did I miss the Memo?

How dare you Gavin! We've been together all this time and you didn't even know. In fact - where are you now? I thought you said you were going to be home at 6pm, I bet you're with that floozy from your work... and there's me at home, your loving girlfriend, and you haven't even taken out the trash. Considering all I do for you, and you don't even have the common decency to call. All I want is a phone call...does it hurt you to pick up the phone and say hi? That one little word. That's it Gavin - I can't take it anymore... We're over!

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