How to treat a woman
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
How To Treat a Man
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
... And lick her pussy. Obviously.
(Not the meow kind.)
The DIFFERENCE between men and women
Yes but how are you supposed to treat your wife though?
So do like women/men then Tuumble?
I didn't have much chance with the listening to Babies crying in the middle of the night.
It was usually accompanied by an elbow in the ribs and a quick kick.
Shut the door. That's what they're designed for. Don't let anyone tell you any different.
Quote: roscoff @ March 17, 2008, 11:13 PMShut the door.
roscoff IS Larry Grayson, and I claim my £5.
Quote: Aaron @ March 18, 2008, 12:16 AMroscoff IS Larry Grayson, and I claim my £5.
But you have to earn it first.
You want that blowie now then, do you?
Quote: Tuumble @ March 17, 2008, 10:33 PMHow to treat a woman
Dine her.
Can cut the crusts off! 
Wait, wait, wait. Hold the f**king phone! Women are different to men!?! 
Quote: ajp29 @ March 18, 2008, 12:55 AMWait, wait, wait. Hold the f**king phone! Women are different to men!?!
Depends where you live. There are some places where you'd struggle to tell one from the other
After looking at the male and female brains - and taking into consideration my massive sex drive and lack of any shoe and hand bag coordination - I think I must be male.
Quote: Joey Moose @ March 18, 2008, 1:08 AMDepends where you live. There are some places where you'd struggle to tell one from the other
Especially if you live in Adam's house.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 18, 2008, 8:41 AMAfter looking at the male and female brains - and taking into consideration my massive sex drive and lack of any shoe and hand bag coordination - I think I must be male.
I can't say I've ever seen a male with tits as big as yours.
Not counting Fat Bastard, obviously.