PAUL MACARTNEY IS BEING INTERVIEWED
INTERVIEWER
Sir Paul £24,500,000 for a divorce how does that make you feel?
PAUL
It's a bargain, I only paid £500,000 for the divorce settlement.
INTERVIEWER
So what was the other £24,000,000 for?
PAUL
Heather wanted to give the marriage another go. It cost that much to bribe her out of it.
Not very good is it? But worth at least giving it a go.