GORDON BROWN IS WATCHING TV, AND CRYING A BIT. ALISTAIR DARLING.
GORDON
I was just watching BBC's The Passion. You know I'm a lot like Christ. I only want to help the poor, and no one understands me
ALISTAIR
Also; you ruined the money lenders, and got your job from some one who thought he was God.
DAVID CAMERON WALKS ON DRESSED AS A ROMAN CENTURION, AND CARRYING NAILS
DAVID
And come the next election you'll be crucified.
I know I shouldn't laugh but I did. Cameron's line is brilliant.