TWO SCHOOL BOYS WATCHING A VIDEO
V/O
Gouvernment puts 18 certificate on films with smoking in them. To discourage the youth of today.
V/O(WOMAN FROM FILM)
Oh my it's the milk man. I haven't got any money, for you, will this do?
SOUND OF DRESSING GOWN DROPPING
Now get in the bedroom, with the window cleaner, the seven dwarves who got lost on the way to the pantomime, and we'll party.
V/O MILKMAN
Can I bring my best mate?
V/O WOMAN
Course you can.
V/O EXITED DOG BARKING.
BOY1
This is so boring.
BOY2
Yeh I thought they were going to smoke.
Major info dump. But if the skit is strong enough it will survive.