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TWO SCHOOL BOYS WATCHING A VIDEO

V/O
Gouvernment puts 18 certificate on films with smoking in them. To discourage the youth of today.

V/O(WOMAN FROM FILM)
Oh my it's the milk man. I haven't got any money, for you, will this do?

SOUND OF DRESSING GOWN DROPPING

Now get in the bedroom, with the window cleaner, the seven dwarves who got lost on the way to the pantomime, and we'll party.

V/O MILKMAN

Can I bring my best mate?

V/O WOMAN

Course you can.

V/O EXITED DOG BARKING.

BOY1

This is so boring.

BOY2

Yeh I thought they were going to smoke.

Major info dump. But if the skit is strong enough it will survive.

doesn't work i'm afraid. with that info dump it seems a bit random at the start, and works less than the original.

True, I guess if they don't like it they can always remove it.

I heard the story earlier, which I must add is ridiculous. But I only saw the connection when it was pointed out. For that reason, it didn't work for me.

Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ March 16, 2008, 4:51 PM

Note the editing above: Commas are now in their proper places. "Exited" has been changed to "Excited".

"Pantomine" has been changed to "Pantomime".

Spelling errors here at BSG are inexcusable excusable since there is not an adequate spell checking red-line highlighter in each posting page. (The highlighter line may appear green to those who are colour blind have it.)

No laughs.

Note the editing above: The BSG does not have a spellchecker its on the browser you are using. "Arrogance" has been changed to "Ignorance"

Sootyj the last line is too weak for me aswell. Maybe its because I can't envisage kids wanting to watch people smoke instead of just doing it.

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