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Quote: Lazzard @ September 3 2013, 9:40 PM BST

Sounds very Rik Mayall - "The Young Ones"?

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Right show, wrong character. It was said by Griff Rhys Jones in the University Challenge episode, 'Bambi'.

So many!

Saxondale

ANNOYING NEIGHBOUR: Alright Tommy, did you catch the Motley Crew documentary last night?

SAXONDALE: No. Actually I find them a bit....shit.

Seinfeld

George has just described how he was caught urinating in the shower at the gym to Jerry and Elaine:

ELAINE: Ever heard of holding it in?

GEORGE: No, you can't do that! Holding it in is very bad for the kidneys.

JERRY: How do you know that?

GEORGE: I read it in medical journals!

JERRY: What do the medical journals say about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?

Norman Clegg: "It'll be dark by nightfall."

Father Jack Hackett: "That would be an ecumenical matter."

Count Arthur Strong: "That's outside my area of expertise. (trembling)I'm afraid!"