Shilpa Shetty

I've sent this one on the rounds purely because I think singing "Shilpa Shetty" to "Black Betty" is funny.

“Shilpa Shetty” – to the tune of “Black Betty” by Ram Jam.

Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Jade Goody went wild (Bam-Ba-Lam)
But Shilpa just smiled (Bam-Ba-Lam)
And thought: You’re really unrefined (Bam-Ba-Lam)
And have a fat behind (Bam-Ba-Lam)
I said Shilpa Shetty (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty (Bam-Ba-Lam)

Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
A devil in disguise (Bam-Ba-Lam)
With her sexy thighs (Bam-Ba-Lam)
She's rough and ready (Bam-Ba-Lam)
And she’s never sweaty (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)

GUITAR SOLO

Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
She gives every man (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Electrocardiograms (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Well she’s shaking her fringe (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Richard Gere touched her minge (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty! (Bam-Ba-Lam)
Shilpa Shetty!

Bam-Ba-Lam !

ENDS

It's a fabulous song, very simple, and memorable.

Except your taking the piss out of yesterdays woman.

People have short memories.

Yeah, I did think that.

I was reminded of her because Gere got off today or yesterday over those indecency charges.

A good rule of thumb for me is it in the front 3 pages of the Guardian, Sun, or 3 pages of the international section of the Guardian. Or is it in both papers? Bit limiting but it works.

Love the look of your stage show.

Thanks!
Going to get more sorted out at the weekend, hopefully - negotiate with the venue etc.

Any of my stuff you'd like to use?

Yeah, definitely. I'm amazed how you can produce so much material!

Think the first show is going to be in early May now. Venue's booked up.

As in,
other people have booked it up prior to the start of May.
I haven't booked it and forgotten the date!!