DOCUMENTARY FILM CREW FOLLOWING A MAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET
V/O
John Smith, is a man with a burden. John SMith belongs to one of the few minorities not protected by Equal opportunities. Is John gay, disabled, mentally ill, is he a Muslim? No John is an arse hole.
JOHN BEING INTERVIEWED TO CAMERA
My mum was a arse hole, and so was my dad. In my family we've always been arseholes. But people don't understand us, I lost my last job. I ate all the biscuits from the office biscuit, barrel, and then stole the kitty. I can't help it, I'm an arsehole.
JOHN WALKING TO THE PARK, THERE ARE SOME OLD FOLKS FEEDING THE DUCKS.
V/O
John I can't help being an arsehole. You're blind you get a dog, and a stick, you're in wheel chair you get one of those jumbo public karzis, but you're an arsehole, and you get nothing.
STOPS AND LOOKS AT OLDFOLKS
Oi I hope your not giving those ducks bread from your pensions, pensions my taxes paid for. You old bastards, I hope you die and the ducks eat you.
JOHN TO THE CAMERA
I can't help it I'm an arse hole.
OLD MAN ON BENCH STANDS UP AND POINTS AT JOHN
It's him, the arse hole who makes fun of us, get him!
FROM ACROSS OLD PEOPLE COME RUNNING WAVING STICKS, ZIMMERS ETC, THE CAMERA RUNS AND TURNS AROUND TO SEE JOHN DISAPEARING BENEATH AN ENRAGED MOB.
INTERIOR JOHN'S FLAT HE IS BADLY BANGED UP
JOHN
Every days a struggle, when you're an arsehole, no one cares about us arseholes.
V/O
John is there any happiness in your life, what keeps you going?
JOHN
Well some dark mornings, when I can't face life. I say to my self, could be worse. I could be David Cameron, now he's a c**t.
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