George Bush is talking to Dick Cheney.
DICK
The Iranian's are having their presidential election tonight, it's a joke, they've got a group of fanatics who make sure no left winger can ever win.
GEORGE
Heck Dick, that's one hell of a bitchin' idea, can't we have one of those in the US, to make sure God living republicans always win.
DICK
We already do. Every one needs a deluded nutcase, to keep the lefties out.
HILARY CLINTON WALKS ON, RANTING.
HILARY
I don't care if nobodies going to vote for me to be president, I don't care my only qualification is wiping Bill's cock after he stuck it in an intern. I won't step down, Barack, is a terrorist, and inexperienced, and he's black.
SHE STOPS HERSELF COVERS HER MOUTH AND RUNS OFF
GEORGE
Your right Dick you always are. Hell why don't we threaten to put the mad bitch in charge of Iraq.
DICK
Well there's no weapons of mass destruction. Let's give 'em a weapon of self destruction.