EXT. NIGHT. HOUSING ESTATE.
A CHAV IS SURPRISED AS HE TRIES TO STEAL A CAR.
UNIFORMED MAN: Young man, would it be at all possible for you to desist from stealing that car?
CHAV: Shit!
UNIFORMED MAN: Swearing gets us nowhere. I'll disregard that remark of yours.
CHAV: Am I nicked then?
UNIFORMED MAN: No, not at all, please don't do it again.
A WHITE CAR WITH LIVERY AND THE WORD 'POLITE' WRITTEN ON IT DRIVES OFF.
ENDS.
Probably been done before although I haven't seen it.
Yes - OK.
Amusing groaner.
cheers
Ha! I liked it.
I wonder if you could do anything with the sirens as it drives off - have the Politeman turn the volume down or something: "Sorry."
I really liked it and hadn't heard it before so thanks.
Like the suggestion of turning down the music - not sure what a polite man would listen to though.
Sorry James, I see you meant sirens.
Very nice, very clever/
Took me a while to suss (a slow day for me) but I enjoyed it, Nigel.
