MTV Advert

INT - AN ALLEYWAY - DAY

PETE DOHERTY IS LYING IN A PUDDLE

PETE:
Hi I'm Pete Doherty. That's right, the famous musician that you've never heard actually playing any music before.

I want to talk to you today about the Junkies' Plan from Mega-Insurance. Are your loved-ones provided for if the worst were to happen? Whatever you're on Mega-Insurance won't ask any embarrassing question. Overdose on crack, smack, crystal meth or charlie and you'll be covered.

If you're under thirty then you'll be automatically accepted no questions asked. Won't it give you peace of mind next time you're shit-faced? I know it does me.

Oh and I nearly forgot; there's a welcoming gift of this nice little box to store your stash in. So come on, what are you waiting for?

The Junkies' Plan from Mega-Insurance. Sign up today.

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A nice twist Blenks.

For me, Pete Doherty jokes are a bit played out. That said, he's never out of the papers, so you might be onto something.

Are MTV looking for ads then?

Quote: David Bussell @ March 13, 2008, 4:47 PM

For me, Pete Doherty jokes are a bit played out. That said, he's never out of the papers, so you might be onto something.

Are MTV looking for ads then?

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Thanks Roscoff.

Hi David

I was going to make it Amy Winehouse but the whole point of those ad's is they are presented by people whose star is on the wane - hence Pete got my vote.

MTV because it's normally the UK Gold's etc that have this sort of ad aimed at the oldies - don't think they're looking for ad's

I thought this was funny. I'd have liked to see another twist at the end too, but I can't think what.

Liked this, very funny. A crude twist at the end could be:-

PETE:
Oh and I nearly forgot;

KATE MOSS WALKS ACROSS TO HIM. PETE STARES UP HER SKIRT.

PETE:
there's a welcoming gift of this nice little box to store your stash in.

So come on, what are you waiting for?

The Junkies' Plan from Mega-Insurance. Sign up today.

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Nice one Blenky. Not sure it does need anymore, i think the image alone of him lying in a puddle pretty much does it for me, maybe someone kicking him as they pass.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 13, 2008, 5:34 PM

maybe someone kicking him as they pass.

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Ha, that'd be a nice touch IMO.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 13, 2008, 5:34 PM

maybe someone kicking him as they pass.

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That would seal the deal nicely.

It's only wishful thinking on my part.