OFFICE. DAY.
CLOSE UP OF TWO PEOPLE'S FACES FROM THE SIDE. ONE APPEARS TO BE SITTING WHO LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE WHILE THE OTHER LAYS INTO HIM WITH REAL ANGER.
MAN 1: You sit in that chair all day, all high and mighty! You don't move, you don't say a word - just sit there! What the hell's the matter with you!?
MAN 2: You can't force me to do anything?
MAN 1: Oh, can't I?
MAN 2: No.
THERE'S A PAUSE
MAN 1: Right, swivel on that then!
ANGRY MAN SLAMS DOWN A SWIVEL CHAIR NEXT TO SEATED MAN WHO GETS UP AND SITS IN NEW CHAIR EXCITEDLY.
MAN 1: Oooo, it's lovely!
MAN 2: (PROFESSIONAL MANNER) Yes, it's our top of the range and retails for £149.99.
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