Snow

Man 1. I just called for Rich. He was just coming down.

Man 2. Is he up a ladder?

Man 1. He's high.

Man 2. On the roof? Is he dressed as Santa? Does he have fake snow?

Man 1. Well he has some white powder, but it aint snow.

Man 2. Icing sugar? Was he making a cake?

Man 1. No, he was tripping.

Man 2. Blackpool?

Man 1. Not day tripping.

Man 2. Oh, I get you now. I've tripped on those loose flag stones before.
maybe now the council will do something about it.

Man 1. No, hes a junky.

Man 2. Well there is nothing wrong with that. I love visiting junk shops.

Same as your other work, again, I don't get it. Don't understand...any of it...whats the scene, whats going on, what?! Sorry.

hahaha i like it.

Sorry - a bit lame and predictable.

Good exchange I think, but NEEDS a context.

Just puns, aren't they? If you're going to go down that road have a look at Tim Vine's stuff. He does them pretty well. But you have to come up with stuff that a regular person wouldn't think of.

I agree with the rest also why use the line 'is he up a ladder' when you could have said 'is he upstairs?'