Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says "does something smell fishy?"
Why do Elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Howz about a crap joke Page 3
Like that second one alot.
Why did Mickey divorce Minney over her teeth?
Because she was f**king Goofy.
(For scientists)
You hear that Liverpool is full of bacteria?
Its because its the 2008 European Capital of Culture 
That's actually pretty good. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 12, 2008, 4:23 PMThat's actually pretty good.
Thanks for sounding surprised 
By your standards Adam, I'm shocked like a priest who's been hit in the balls with a cattle prod.
Boo-yeah! Back of the net! He notes a good joke from Adam, he scores!
I knew a baker who got electrocuted recently.
He stood on a bun and a current went up his leg.
Quote: Aaron @ March 12, 2008, 7:28 PMBy your standards Adam, I'm shocked like a priest who's been hit in the balls with a cattle prod.
You mean it sexually aroused you?
Well there's a first time for everything.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 12, 2008, 7:47 PMI knew a baker who got electrocuted recently.
He stood on a bun and a current went up his leg.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
How do you get 2 whales in a mini?
Take the m25 east out of London.
Why was the tomato embarrassed?
Because it saw the salad dressing/
A pudding chef was arrested and got put in custardy.
See folks, it's all about the way you tell em.
Whats yellow and swings through the jungle?
Tarzipan