MAN IS BEING INTERVIEWED IN THE STREET
WOMAN
Excuse me sir, what do you make of the Iranian invasion of Belgium?
MAN
What?
WOMAN
The Iranian invasion of Belgium. I'm sorry, we're with Sky News 24. We can't fill our 24 hour rolling coverage, with real news. So we now report stories that might happen.
MAN
Oh, it's a disgrace, erm send in NATO or something.
WOMAN
Thank you. Now what do you make of gay terrorist organisation Al Gaydar, flooding London Underground with Suicide Bummers?
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