MAN WALKS DOWN STREET PAST TWO PIRATE DVD SELLERS.
DVD1
Sir, sir you want pirate film of Rambo 4, man in front of camera man, only gets up for widdle one.
MAN
Clear off
VOICE FROM UNSEEN PERSON
Haaharrr howz about a proper pirate DVD me hearty.
MAN TURNS IT IS A PROPER LONG JOHN SILVER PIRATE WITH A TREASURE CHEST BULGING WITH DVDs
PIRATE
Check out my Booty, Indiana Jones and the pieces of 8, Sylvester Stallone in Rocky coasts in Jamaica.
MAN
Pirates of the Caribean Deadman's Chest?
PIRATE
Away with ye scallywag even we pirates have standards.
