One man and his dog.

A PRIEST STANDING IN A FIELD IN FRONT OF A BEMUSED HERD OF SHEEP CLEARLY NOT IN A PEN

PRIEST

Oh Lord I beseech you, make these humble creatures, obey your humble servant, make them see your guiding light.

SAME SET UP WITH A RABBI

RABBI PRAYS, AND SHAKES HIS FIST AT THE SHEEP

SAME SET UP WITH AN IMAN

IMAN PRAYS, AND SHAKES HIS FIST AT THE SHEEP.

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One Man and His God tonight on BBC 1 AT 7PM

SAME SET UP AS ABOVE, AN INCAN PRIEST COVERED IN BLOOD IS WAVING A HEART AT THE SHEEP, AND PRAYING.

Lol. Very good. One of the funniest of yours I have read.

Yeah, I liked this one too.