Had another go at a topical sketch. Not really my area but tell me what you think. Thanks!
A FEMALE ESTATE AGENT IS SITTING AT A DESK WITH A MAN WHO LOOKS WORRIED.
Woman
I'm sorry but there is nothing in your price range
Man
But I'm going to be homeless if I don't get some accommodation.
Woman
Well, to be honest sir, that's not my problem, I cant decide how much houses are on the market for. Have you ever thought about renting a house?
Man
I suppose I'll have to but I really want to have my own house. Are you sure there is nothing on the market in my price range?
Woman
I'll check one more time sir. But I highly doubt it. (TYPES INFORMATION INTO PC AND SMILES) Actually, there is one house.
Man
Really? (MOVES FORWARD ON CHAIR AND GETS PEN OUT) Where do I sign? (SMILES)
Woman
I do have to tell you though sir that there is some structural damage to the building and it has a "history." (PULLS OUT CONTRACT AND PUTS IT DOWN ON DESK)
Man
I don't care I'll have it. Where is it? (GETS READY TO SIGN THE CONTRACT)
Woman
Jersey (AWKWARD SMILE)
(CAMERA CUTS TO MAN WHO LOOKS UP AND THROWS PEN INTO BIN AND WALKS OUT OF OFFICE)