You got the penis filled one?
I want to be that spam.
The last thing you bought online.... Page 9
Didn't see that one coming. I can't even think of a retort. Ellie wins.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 25, 2008, 8:25 PMYou got the penis filled one?
I want to be that spam.
Cut or whole madam?
Whole please.... don't do things in halves.
I just brought me a pair of shoes. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Dont tell my man. He will gut me like a fish. Cool Asos Sale Girls & I just found me the GodDiva site. *Whoop Whoop*
I keep meaning to order myself a new pair of shoes. *strokes chin in thought*
Why do you need shoes if you don't go out, surely what you need is a pair of comfy slippers...
kjs
I do. Just under protest.
A big massive vibrating dildo!!!
... Ellie?
I cum over all Ellie then didn't I?
If you say so. I really wouldn't like to think about it. 
Quote: Charley @ March 25, 2008, 10:32 PMCool Asos Sale Girls & I just found me the GodDiva site. *Whoop Whoop*
Can anybody interpret this?
She bought shoes in a sale at the online fashion website 'As Seen On Screen', AKA asos.com. She also discovered a site called/about/featuring/? 'GodDiva'. I think.