The Alternative 10(0) Commandments Page 4

Quote: David Chapman @ March 7, 2008, 8:54 PM

I didn't know you lived in India.

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Bollocks should be heard & not seen.
Thous shouldeth noteth leaveth hugeth un-flushable poos in hotel toilets.
It is mean, Although fun.

Quote: The X @ March 7, 2008, 10:28 PM

What about stockings?

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not sure, that may be a loop hole!

Quote: David Chapman @ March 7, 2008, 8:54 PM

I didn't know you lived in India.

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Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 7, 2008, 9:17 PM

Thou shall fornicate with a donkey when it's having it's period, apparently Aaron says it's OK according to Chapman.

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Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 7, 2008, 10:25 PM

Thou shalt not wank into thy socks on a Tuesday.

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I always use someone else's socks on a Tuesday

So THAT'S why we never have clean socks....