British Comedy Guide

The Alternative 10(0) Commandments Page 2

zooo humbly offers her apologies and admires boobage in an appreciative yet hetrosexual manner.

Quote: Aaron @ March 7, 2008, 4:36 PM

Thou shalt head on over to Facebook and install Gimme.

So is zooo. ;)

But of course, you don't think I'm gonna show my tits to a bloke do you?

Sorry, that should read;
Verily, 'tis only proper for a person of the female persuasion to exhibit flesh to another, similarly persuaded female....

or something. Perhaps that's not quite right...

Quote: zooo @ March 7, 2008, 4:41 PM

admires boobage in an appreciative yet hetrosexual manner.

Yeah that's exactly what I would've done.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Leevil, by the way, shouldeth keepeth the Blackadder avatareth. For it is verily most charmsome.

Quote: zooo @ March 7, 2008, 4:47 PM

Laughing out loud

Leevil, by the way, shouldeth keepeth the Blackadder avatareth. For it is verily most charmsome.

Indeedy doody!

Thou shalt listeneth to zoooeth, keeper of the pieeths, welleth noteths thiseths weekeths, buteth mosteh theeth timeth.

Laughing out loud

(Sausageth rollseth too, sometimes!)

:D

Quote: zooo @ March 7, 2008, 4:51 PM

Laughing out loud

(Sausageth rollseth too, sometimes!)

I've seen the lighteth! Can I join the following(eth)?

When I worked at Norwich Union years ago I got a bollocking for typing in the company computer system about one particularly annoying customer:

"His royal irrateship of Insured is seething that last years renewal bonus hath not been receivedeth."

Quote: zooo @ March 7, 2008, 4:47 PM

Leevil, by the way, shouldeth keepeth the Blackadder avatareth. For it is verily most charmsome.

I concur.

Yeth. You get free Pastries(eth).

Woohoo! \o/

I'm a pie man zooo, I'm a pie man!

Sings: "I love pies and sausage rolls too, pastry and bread all baked by zooo..."

(eth)

That's a lie!

zooo, dooo yooou dooo sandwiches, verily forthwith and soforth, forsoooth?

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