British Comedy Guide

Paul Burrell Punch-line sketch

PAUL BURRELL IS FACING A LINE OF PEOPLE.

PAUL: Hello, my name is Paul Burrell

THE FIRST PERSON IN THE LINE PUNCHES HIM AND GOES TO THE BACK OF THE QUEUE.

PAUL: Hello, my name is Paul Burrell

THE SECOND PERSON IN THE LINE PUNCHES HIM AND GOES TO THE BACK OF THE QUEUE.

PAUL: Hello, my name is Paul Burrell

THE THIRD PERSON IN THE LINE PUNCHES HIM AND GOES TO THE BACK OF THE QUEUE.

PAUL: (TO AUDIENCE) It's amazing how many punch-lines you can get in a single sketch.

PAUL: Hello, my name is Paul Burrell

HE IS PUNCHED AGAIN ETC.

END

Thief !

n.b. saw NR I think you might have had stuff in, did you do a budget skit, and a skit on Brown shooting Darling?

:D

You can have it soots - I did say 'Paul Burrell IS a punch-line' so maybe we inspired each other!

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ March 7, 2008, 11:14 AM

Thief !

n.b. saw NR I think you might have had stuff in, did you do a budget skit, and a skit on Brown shooting Darling?

This was mine: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5366

No-one got shot so maybe it was one budget sketch too many. :(

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