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Tom Cruise Sketch

This is a sketch that I have just found from about 3 months ago. Its not one of my best IMO, but ill let you confirm that. Thanks

TOM CRUISE IS BEING INTERVIEWED.

Interviewer
So now we know about your faith in Scientology. Maybe we could ask a few movie based questions?

Tom Cruise
Yes sure, fire away.

Interviewer
What’s your favourite film?

Tom Cruise
E.T.

Interviewer
What’s your worst film of all time?

Tom Cruise
Men In Black 1 and Men In Black 2.

Interviewer
Favourite actor or actress of all time?

Tom Cruise
Katie Holmes, of course (LAUGHS)

Interviewer
Worst actor or actress of all time?

Tom Cruise
That’s easy (LAUGHS AGAIN)

Interviewer
Who then?

Tom Cruise
Mel Gibson

Interviewer
Why?

Tom Cruise
Come on did you see that movie he directed.

Interviewer
Which one?

Tom Cruise
The Passion Of Christ. I mean a movie about a man who can walk on water and make a blind man see! What does he take us for, a bunch of Idiots? Next thing he’ll be saying Scientology is just a bunch of bollocks. I mean, come on!

(CAMERA SHOWS INTERVIEWER SMILE AWKWARDLY)

Nice try, but with out twists, and a weak punch, it doesn't really do the business.

Yeah I agree with you Sootyj, as I said this was one I wrote when I first started writing and I just wanted to confirm that this wasnt good enough before I deleted it. Thanks mate.

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