Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 9:58 PMWho calls for an antelope?
Her children - your cousins. (sorry)
Challenge: Who can out pun me? Page 2
Quote: Charisma @ March 6, 2008, 10:02 PMReally small people who want to escape (on the back of an insect) to get married.
Ant heard that one before.
Quote: David Chapman @ March 6, 2008, 10:04 PMHer children - your cousins. (sorry)
Bob's your uncle!
Elanded today.
Where do Northerners drink t'afternoon tea?
Impala.
I think we've actually found something David's good at.
I like the assumption that northerners know what a parlour is, let alone have one. 
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 11:03 PMI think we've actually found something David's good at.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 6, 2008, 9:41 PMI am the pun-isher!
Oh man, you need to be on the TV!
Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 11:04 PMI like the assumption that northerners know what a parlour is, let alone have one.
I did wonder - but it was too good an opportunity.
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 11:03 PMI think we've actually found something David's good at.
Not that I've looked up species of Antelope or anything!
What do you call a deaf person? Well it doesn't really matter. What does matter is that they're facing you so they can read your lips.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no genitles, and no legs
Still no f**king idea.
Lex luthor defeated Superman by sticking a receipt inside his cape
Left him in cape a bill
I was going to travel to America to shove the cast of will and grace
But it's a long way to push a fairy
The pun-da-mentalist is back.
I was going to write a joke down here but I couldn't be arsed.
The punchline - which I'm sure you all know is -
"I left my harp in Frank Plank's Disco"
Quote: sootyj @ March 7, 2008, 12:21 AMLex luthor defeated Superman by sticking a receipt inside his cape
Left him in cape a bill
Surely thats a yellow card offence if ever I saw one. *consults assistant referee Chavid* Yep. Yellow card.
Bear with me on this.......
If zooo married David Tennant she'd have squatters rights or......
Law of tennants.
>_<
She'd have the cock she's always desired, that's what she'd have.
Quote: David Chapman @ March 7, 2008, 12:43 AMBear with me on this.......
If zooo married David Tennant she'd have squatters rights or......
Law of tennants.