Idea for a sketch:
INT. Tube Carriage. Night.
A DRUNK MAN IS SAT IN A TUBE CARRIAGE. HE IS NOISILY EATING A TAKEAWAY MEAL. AS HE EATS HE LOOKS AROUND THE CARRIAGE. DISGUSTED FACES STARE BACK AT HIM.
AVOIDING THEIR GAZE HE BEGINS TO READ THE ADVERTS. HE FIXATES ON ONE SIGN.
CUT TO: TUBE SIGN IN CARRIAGE. IT SAYS:
"PLEASE CONSIDER OTHERS WHEN EATING"
CUT TO: OUR MAN EATING
TAKEAWAY MAN: (turning to person in seat next to him)
I'm sorry, would you like a bite of my Chimichanga?
PASSENGER: (ANNOYANCE DISSIPATES FROM FACE)
At last, I thought you'd never ask. Thank you.
PASSENGER TAKES FOOD AND TAKES A LARGE BITE.
PASSENGER:
Actually, are you going to eat all of those fries?
PASSENGER HELPS HIMSELF TO SOME MORE OF THE FOOD. SMILES.
END OF SKETCH