Hi All
This seemed funnier when I thought it up in bed last night but in the cold light of day I’m not so sure, anyway I don’t have the ability or ambition to become a comedy writer so feel free to say what you like, you will not being crushing any life long dream.
Enjoy or not
Barry
Sketch - Dad’s Favourite Cup
A GROUP OF YOUNGSTERS (17-18 YEAR OLD) IN CAFÉ RELAXING AND CHATTING
SON…… “ ‘Ere give us a lend of your phone suppose I better ring the old man”
TAKE PHONE AND DIAL NUMBER
DAD…… “Hello Jones and Smith associates”
SON…… “your cup got broke”
DAD…… “What, is this really im…… OK How?”
SON…… “Well I was driving your bloody stupid car when it went down the drive too fast and bounced off mum car and landed in the living room then the chimney fell through the kitchen roof and broke IT. O’ yair mum in hospital, might be dead, forgot to ask.”
DAD…… “I………wha……….how……”
SON……. “Alright alright stop going on about it, it’s only a bloody cup.”
