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Recycling. Page 2

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5, 2008, 8:28 PM

Nope, how easy would that be? You have to order them, or pick them up at your local library. Unfortunately like normal people... I WORK during it's opening times!!!

They must be open on Saturdays at least.

Ring up your local council Ellie & tell them you have asked for these bags time & time again. They will get them to you. There is a big race for councils to up their recycling. They will want you to do it.
Also all carrier bags should be banned. There is a big daily Mail campaign on at the moment. Poor storks with bags stuck on their heads. They opened a dolphin or it could have been a whale & found 23 carrier bags in its stomach. Dont use them. Buy 2 large cotton bags & use them instead. Those carrier bags are lethal.

Someone nicked my wheelie bin and I (and by that I mean my mum) rang the council and they replaced it immediately!

Bless 'em.

YeYYYYYY! Good old council.
Who would nick a wheelie bin though eh!
It beggars belief. The strangest thing I ever had stolen was a broken stone ornament. It's head had fallen off & i brought the head in to put glue on it. I went back outside & the body was gone. That was a heavy bastard too. I could'nt lift it.

Ha! Was it a nakedy statue?

I painted my flat number in massive pink numbers all over the replacement bin. Then moved out a week later. I don't think the boy who moved in after me was very impressed. :(

I think that you should chuck all your rubbish into a massive black hole!

Are you setting up another joke about Charley's fufu?

Quote: zooo @ March 5, 2008, 11:23 PM

Are you setting up another joke about Charley's fufu?

Would I?

Quote: David Chapman @ March 5, 2008, 11:17 PM

I think that you should chuck all your rubbish into a massive black hole!

Weeeeee

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 9:19 PM

Ring up your local council Ellie & tell them you have asked for these bags time & time again. They will get them to you. There is a big race for councils to up their recycling. They will want you to do it.

I built a building with all my recycling stuff last night. It even had a cheerio box fort...and tuna can wheels. My boyfriend thinks I'm weird...I challenge him to find a reason.

There's not a number, only an email address, which is what we have already done. Grrrrrrrr

I live in an area where pretty much everything has to be recycled as you only get a very small wheelie bin. They collect everything from glass to paper from your doorstep - which is nice, I hate the idea of landfill.

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