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breakfast: glass of bitter lemon
lunch: bacon and cheese muffin
dinner: 2 ice cream mars bars so far

Quote: Tim Faithfull @ March 6, 2008, 8:59 PM

breakfast: glass of bitter lemon
lunch: bacon and cheese muffin
dinner: 2 ice cream mars bars so far

That sounds disgusting.

I've had 2 Tuna mayo sandwiches, two chocolate cup cakes in the afternoon and for dinner 3 pork sausages, chips and peas. Much more filling!

Quote: EllieJP @ March 6, 2008, 8:12 PM

I had tuna pasta! :) With sweetcorn, peppers, onions and mayo!

Call Gillian McKeith!

Is it tuna day or something?

For lunch, I had a lovely 11" pizza. Margherita, only £3.50. Mmmmmmmmm.

Breakfast today - Cheerios and a banana with some decaf tea.

Lunch - Tuna mayo on honey oat bread at subway with all salad except olives and hot peppers with honey mustard sauce, toasted, a bag of doritos, and a skittles (Mixing all the pop drinks together!).

Late Dinner - Chicken with cous cous, veggies and melted cheese.

Snacks - Hot dog and a piece of watermelon!

F**king hell. It really is tuna day.

That's where the name Thursday comes from. It's an old English variation on Tunaday which became Tunday, then Tunsday to Tursday.

So not the day of Thor, god of thunder, then.

Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 11:47 PM

So not the day of Thor, god of thunder, then.

No - what a stuuuppid idea.

I vote that we rename a day 'zoooday'. Which one though? Friday maybe? Saturday?

Sounds like a lot of admin... Just one day a year, please. The 29th of February.

Is that 'cos it's the day when you will propose to David Tennant and he will say yes and you will produce the marriage certificate which you've had completed for the past 3 years?

And then you'll get married, run away together, and do lots and lots of dirty dirty sex?

YES.

"Henceforth, every years by the count of four, there shalt be an extra day. And this day, it shalt be knowneth as 'zoooday', and it willst be placed on the calendar henceforth, after the 28th day of the month of February. And lo!, all the world shall rejoice at her supreme knowledge and power, and thou shalt provide offerings of gay porn."

So you'll be a squatter exercising the (moves to pun thread)

And everyone will have a boy orgy that she will have to watch over very closely for heath and safety reasons?

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