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The utterly stupid quiz that doesn't rely on FACT

Okay, I'm gonna ask a question, first person to answer with the "RIGHT" answer wins a point. First person to 10 wins the game!

Question 1: How many hairs does Basil Fawlty have on his left eyebrow?

54

Quote: EllieJP @ March 4, 2008, 9:29 PM

54

Wrong!

Quote: Leevil @ March 4, 2008, 9:29 PM

Okay, I'm gonna ask a question, first person to answer with the "RIGHT" answer wins a point. First person to 10 wins the game!

Question 1: How many hairs does Basil Fawlty have on his left eyebrow?

Twelvety

Quote: dannyjb1 @ March 4, 2008, 9:35 PM

Twelvety

Ooh good answer, but it's not right, so it's a crap answer really.

Quote: Leevil @ March 4, 2008, 9:29 PM

Okay, I'm gonna ask a question, first person to answer with the "RIGHT" answer wins a point. First person to 10 wins the game!

Question 1: How many hairs does Basil Fawlty have on his left eyebrow?

As he always went Brazilian down below on every show I'd say it was a '0' he he

Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 4, 2008, 9:37 PM

As he always went Brazilian down below on every show I'd say it was a '0' he he

That is the rrr... the rrr... the rrrrong (wrong) answer.

I'd say my answer was so-'0'-'0'-'0'-'0' the right answer! :P

Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 4, 2008, 9:39 PM

I'd say my answer was so-'0'-'0'-'0'-'0' the right answer! :P

It was 'naught' the answer I was looking for.

Cider! Great gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches -- churches! Lead -- lead! A duck.

I still think twelvety is better.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ March 4, 2008, 9:45 PM

Cider! Great gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches -- churches! Lead -- lead! A duck.

*shakes head*

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's the contestants fault this game isn't working, not mine!

Try again,

:)

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 9:48 PM

I still think twelvety is better.

No.

Quote: Leevil @ March 4, 2008, 9:40 PM

It was 'naught' the answer I was looking for.

But wait, if you look long and hard enough inside the '0' all answers lie therein! :P

Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 4, 2008, 9:49 PM

But wait, if you look long and hard enough inside the '0' all answers lie therein! :P

Think outside the '0'.

42.

That's numberwang.

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