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Gordon Brown has a couple of people in his office, and is berating them.

Gordon

You gas company executives disgust me. How dare you think because you provide gas for UK homes, it gives you the right to push the government around. You're all going to hand back your multi million pound bonuses.

His phone rings and he answers it

Gordon

Vladimir, now about that election,....
No I'm not saying it was unfair......
No don't cut off our gas supplies.....
Ok, look don't me say that....
Your fingers on the cut off switch....
Sigh ok, Russia is a democracy, your a legitimate primeminister, and I smell of herring.....
Thank you Vladimir, speak soon, always a pleaseure.

Hangs up

Now as I was saying, don't come back, no don't leave me.

They walk out

Gordon

Don't go I'm a proper prime minister, I am, just like Tony was,

Starts to sob

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