BBC news presenters Male and Female.
Male
It is with great sadness that we report the death of Paul Raymond the pornographer, family man, patron of charities and filth peddler.
Female
In a media world full of tits, arse holes, and lately c**ts, he not only photographed them. He was one. The English press will be poorer with Barely Legal, Old and Regal, and Dirty Man bums a Seagull
Male
And now in tribute, to Paul Raymond who died today.
BBC News is now playing in a wa wa porn film style (or just porn film music)
Female
Ooh it's so hot under these studio lights I think I might need to take my blouse off.
Male
Oh and here comes the weather girl, she's also had to take her clothes off. I think it might be about to snow all over her hot front.
Is this better?
BBC news presenters Male and Female.
Male
It is with great sadness that we report the death of Paul Raymond the pornographer, family man, patron of charities and filth peddler.
Female
In a media world full of tits, arse holes, and lately c**ts, he merely photographed them. He never was one.
Male
And now in tribute, to Paul Raymond who died today.
BBC News is now playing in a wa wa porn film stylee
Female
Ooh it's so hot under these studio lights I think I might need to take my blouse off.
Male
Oh and here comes the weather girl, she's also had to take her clothes off. I think it might be about to snow all over her hot front.
