Europe eh!

BBC journalist is interviewing two people

BBC
88% of people who were poled on whether we should join Europe, have demanded a referendum. First of all Ada Mira Hitler a Daily Mail reader.. What do you think about Europe?

Ada
It’s a bloody disgrace, Europe kills cats, rifles through bins, and poos in my garden. It should be bloody well hunted down and torn apart by a pack of savage dogs, driven on by aristocrats on horse back.

BBC
Er surely that’s a fox. Now Mr Sam Demback, a Sun reader, what do you think about Europe?

Sam
Europe eh, they fly over here, and shit on every thing, then they all shag each other in the streets, it’s a disgrace.

BBC Aren’t those pigeons? Have either of you been to Europe?

Sam and AdaNo

BBC
Have either of you seen Europe?

Sam and AdaNo

BBC
Why not look through my binoculars, it’s over there.
Hands them a pair of binoculars, they looks.

Sam
It’s huge,

Ada
And it’s getting closer, run!

They run off stage.

Um.....can't get into this one Sooty. Like where are they? Britain, eastern europe?

Bit off the wall I suspect. I was trying to comment on how people who criticise Europe, can be so in the dark about it, they don't realise it's a continent.

Still it's the fish that John West rejects thats makes it best.