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My Doctor said I'd got no sense of humour.

I said isn't there a cure?

did you know that these 'jokes' date back to music hall in the 20s?Guess there's nothing new under the sun

In your case, not even zooo can help.

Hmm I think you'll find in Genesis it says

And God said unto Noah, can I place some jam in your door

And Noah averted his eyes, and said truly my Lord, how can a humble door store jam

And God thundered, for it is a jar!

The one where Moses took 2 tablets for constipation is even better.

Quote: sootyj @ March 3, 2008, 10:58 PM

Hmm I think you'll find in Genesis it says

And God said unto Noah, can I place some jam in your door

And Noah averted his eyes, and said truly my Lord, how can a humble door store jam

And God thundered, for it is a jar!

The one where Moses took 2 tablets for constipation is even better.

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You've been peeking in Dave's diary again.

My shitzu has a squashed nose.

My dog has no opossible paw

How does he wank?

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