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My dog

has got no nose.

But how does it smell?

awful

Oh god, that is awful, I'm so sorry.

it gets picked on a lot by other dogs that have noses.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have the numbers of some people you can call, if you know, it all gets too much.

Quote: Leevil @ March 3, 2008, 1:34 PM

But how does it smell?

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 3, 2008, 1:36 PM

awful

Laughing out loud ! Was that a deliberate set-up? That's great!

I used to be deaf. Ha, I never thought I'd hear myself say that...

My dog has no anus, I guess our dogs would have nothing to say to each other

People say I'm blind, I can't see it myself.

I've got this weird feeling that I've lost the sense of touch....(does that work?!)

Laughing out loud Terrible!

Quote: Charisma @ March 3, 2008, 5:17 PM

I've got this weird feeling that I've lost the sense of touch....(does that work?!)

The doctor told me I've lost my sense of touch, but I can't feel it.

My doctor says I have no sense of balance.

Wish I could stand up for my self.

My doctor told me I have tourette's syndrome.
I do not believe the f**king c**t!

Maybe to harsh.
I will do a nice one.

Sorry I dont know any. :(

My doctor said that we've got schizophrenia.

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