Int. Kitchen
Man and woman are sat at the kitchen table. They're eating dinner. The man seems distracted.
Woman: What's the matter, dear.
Man: I'm just sick to death of this curse that gypsy put on me.
Woman: Well you shouldn't have run her cat over.
Man: It was an accident.
Woman: An accident? You had a herring strapped to the front of you car!
Man: It should have stayed out of my Begonias.
Woman: It used to, but then you put that haddock in there!
Man: You know I've never been a cat person.
Woman: Didn't stop you eating it.
Man: But still, a curse? I'm now the unluckiest man in the world.
Woman: That reminds me, my mother called earlier.
Man: She's not coming to stay this weekend is she?
Woman: No.
Man: Phew.
Woman: She's coming to stay indefinitely.
Man: Jesus!
Woman: You never have liked my mother have you?
Man: No! Even less since she put that curse on me.
ENDS
