Does anyone read the News of the World?
I realise it's a bit upmarket for some of you.
Ian Hyland writes the TV page (Television - yes I know it's the News of the World.
But it's classic. Almost as good as TV Burp. Worth the price (90p) of the paper alone. (Well after - you know - the football).
Commenting on the BBC docu Spartacus in his house - "I'll turn it off", "No - I'll turn it off", " No - I'll turn it off".