Int. Kitchen
Man is eating a bowl of soup at a table. His wife walks over.
Wife: How’s the soup darling?
Man: It’s magnificent, but I’m having a bit of trouble identifying the ingredients. What is it?
Woman: Well you know how you were complaining that the dog wouldn't stop barking...
Man: You don’t mean?!
Wife: Yep, he killed one of next doors chickens again! You do love chicken though, don’t you.
The man pokes at his soup.
Man: But what’s this other meat in here? Tastes a bit like, well, tastes a bit like pedigree chum.
Wife: Next door’s chickens took revenge.
ENDS
