He is actually calling me & saying he has washed it. He can f**koff & wank now.
I am eating HobNobs. Page 3
Quote: roscoff @ March 2, 2008, 1:13 AMAntonio: Forsoothe Portia, how goeth the sucking of the nob?
Portia: Twas smegless but verily, he was smelly of the arse.
Quote: roscoff @ March 2, 2008, 1:13 AMAntonio: Forsoothe Portia, how goeth the sucking of the nob?
Portia: Twas smegless but verily, he was smelly of the arse.
I am trying to burn my nose hair out with a disposable lighter.
Quote: roscoff @ March 2, 2008, 1:13 AMAntonio: Forsoothe Portia, how goeth the sucking of the nob?
Portia: Twas smegless but verily, he was smelly of the arse.
Antonio: But thoust must account Portia, for the sucking bringeth the relaxation. Eth. And thus cometh the fart.
Ewwwwwwww!
I did that to him once. Poor my man.
I only ever get flatulence, during fellatio.
I near blew his head off & re- styled his hair.
Would you like a re-style Azza?
I could do with a new hairstyle actually (suggestions please - it doesn't look like it does in my avatar anymore though, as that's about a year old now). But not like that!
Suggestions on the back of a postcard. Serious suggestions.
(Or failing that, below in this thread.)
Comb over?
Perm?
How about a bowl cut?
Well, what does it look like now?
Picture? 
Similar... But shorter.
Actually, it's hard to tell even what it was like, 'cos that picture's so dark.
Grow it to the floor.
