Is this skit now dated ?, or could it be brought upto date?
A bored secretary is filing her nails, whilst answering calls, on one of those phone headsets.
Phone rings
Secretary
Hello British National Party, are politics are right if you’re white, white, white…..you want to know how many immigrants there are in the UK, about one and half million…..sorry who am I speaking to Brown, Gordon, thanks, good bye.
Phone rings
Secretary
Hello British National Party, where white is right, and we’re ready for the fight…..you want to know if immigrants are getting preferential council housing?...who is this?.....Trevor Philips head of the Commission for Racial Equality?...do your own research, bye.
Phone rings
Secretary
Hello British National Party, the party to back if you want them sent back…..David Cameron….no I don’t know how many one legged lesbian Lithuanian artists there are in this country….no you can’t join us even the BNP has some standards.
Phone rings
Secretary
Hello British National Party, love the red, white, and blue, or we’ll do you…..you’re a famous footballer, and you want to deport all Africans…..you’re Ian Wright, aren’t you? Yes you can join, but could you send yourself some hate mail first, maybe slash your own tyres, bye.
Secretary takes off headset, and turns to audience.
Secretary
Phew what a busy morning, if every one keeps nicking our polices, we’ll soon be in government. British National Party, coming to a Parliament near you soon, very soon.
