Barack?

Hilary Clinton is giving a speach.

Hillary

My fellow Americans I would like to make it clear, that I am disgusted by who ever spread the images of Barack Obama in traditional Arab dress, and impugned this may mean he is in Al Quaeda.

I truly beleive he is.....not.

Also recent found photos of Mr Obama chasing a semi naked child, in just his underpants. Taken whilst Mr Obama was on holdiay with his family, do not mean he is a paedophile.

So when you think Barack Obama think terrorist peadophile....no way he isn't.

We will now have a viewing of that bit in Gone With the Wind, when all those scary Black thugs attack Scarlet O'Harra. Bill run the video.

Bill

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

I like the sentiment, but I think it needs a little more political double speak. Made me smile at the point you're making, but the scene itself could be stronger. Maybe a few more impassioned double negatives here and there?

Thanks, was experimenting with the form of the skit. In that how do you cover the story well, when one side is behaving it's self and the other isn't.

Maybe take it even further and include some images of him which have been clearly photoshopped - as Satan or something? - and having them, "accidentally" flash up on a screen behind Hillary?

Good call, and would work, boy would they work. I am however writing for the News Revue, for whom anything more than a fake beard, is a budgetary problem.

May rewrite for Treason, they have a great big screen to play with.