A man is in a pet shop talking to a woman.
Man
No hamsters won't do, long claws, and they're too fat.
Woman
Guniea pig?
Man
What do you think I am the Blackwall tunnel, they're huge.
Woman
How about gerbil. I assume the size is beacuse you're planning to jam it up your arse?
Man
Yes, it's my ring, and it's my thing.
Woman
Now you'll be wanting a female Gerbil of course, how about Glenys.
Man
Female only, you are clearly a homophobe, good day.