Man talking to an S&M Doninatrix.
Dominatrix
Right I've got your list here, it's pretty long, and it'll be expensive, but at Madame Macks Shack of Slaps we aim to please.
Man
Glad to hear it.
Dominatrix
So you want to be face slapped, gut punched, caned, spanked, suspended upside by your unmentionables, whilst a...oh my....is inserted in your....oh dear. Well this is going to be a lot of physical work, so we've got only one person who can do it. Peter.
Man
Peter, how dare you, what do you think I am gay?