A man is talking to a farmer
Farmer
Ooo aaarrr so you want to buy one of moi sheeps, do thee?
Man
Not so much buy, as rent it for the night. Now I want a sheep, that won't be surprised by some one sneaking up on it. A sheep, that can't kick backwards, and an fairly attractive sheep if at all possible.
Farmer
Oooaar you're one of them thar preverts from up the smoke, well I'se got just the beast for you in yonder field. Lovely animals, called Brian, he's the one with big 'orns.
Man
He's a male sheep, how dare you? What do you think I am gay?