Who'd have thought I actually wrote 2 football skits
A man is buying a burger from a burger seller
Burger
There you go sir, one Big Mac with cheese.
Man
Thanks
Burger
And saliva
Spits in burger
Man
What the hell I’m complaining, you nut case.
Burger
Thank you sir, I take full responsibility
Man
But why?
Burger
Well when they fired Steve McClaren for doing a lousy job, and admitting it he got £2,500,000, I’m hoping to get sacked.
Man
Some chance this is McDonalds.
Burger
Oh yeh good point, I’ll just ask to join the union instead.
Manager walks on
Manager
You said the U word you’re fired.